I have officially declared myself eligible for the 2008 NBA Draft.
Why should any team spend a pick on me?
Unlike many of the players currently in the NBA, I am drug free.
I have no criminal record.
I have a camera friendly face, for the frequent sideline shots I will be featured in.
As a 6' fat white guy, I'm the last one they'd expect to hit the big shot.
I do not frequent strip clubs, nor do I whack hookers over the head with table legs.
It would be a media bonanza.
I can hit the wide open three. Defended, not so much. But hey, Mike Penberthy got a full season, why shouldn't I?
I am the ultimate team player; I can put the starter's tear away pants back together when they come back off the bench.
I am destined to be an analyst on ESPN; the GM that picks me could take credit for launching my career.
If only Rick Pitino was still a GM. I know I could probably get a 3 year, $15 million dollar deal based on my "potential."
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We who are close to Kenn will do whatever it takes to steer him clear of this involvement in the "Pro" ranks of Basketball,otherwise known as Slam the rim,Push your opponent, & Chest-pound as much as possible group of thugs. The intervention will begin with reminding Kenn he has intelligence, is a GOOD sport and no wife to beat.
But on a good note, it will be a great summer break with the gangster wanna-b's off ESPN.
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